Midget

Jul 03, 2011 05:16

Title: Midget
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Faberry
Words: 1000+
Summary: Crack!fic. Rachel is small everywhere. In which Quinn is a dick about Rachel's dick.
Warning: The warning is actually kind of, uh, a twist. So, like, if you really want to see, highlight: Girl!Peen

Quinn really really needed Rachel to know that she was perfectly fine with losing both the game, her soberginity and her girlginity... )

rating: nc-17, genre: humour, character: rachel, oneshot, character: quinn, fandom: glee, pairing: quinn/rachel

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5222008 July 5 2011, 06:16:18 UTC
I laughed a ridiiiiiiiiculous amount. Thank you for that!!

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vsquared_k July 5 2011, 11:49:44 UTC
laughter makes the world go round ;) I'm glad you got some laughter in :D

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:D :D :D :D miss_darkmoon July 5 2011, 06:40:32 UTC
Aww!! That was hilarious XD And super cute. And oh my gosh I felt bad for Rachel! XD You did a fantastic job of mixing the humour with the kind of sad/sweet parts, and Quinn felt awesomely in character. LOL at Rachel being hung up over how Quinn knew about Mike Chang XD

Great take on G!p!! I would love to see more exploring this, haha.

AND ALSO HI HOW ARE YOU? :D

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Re: :D :D :D :D vsquared_k July 5 2011, 11:51:06 UTC
If I hadn't had so much trouble writing the actual g!p part, I would totally take you up on your offer :P And I'm glad Quinn was in character, because that will always and forever be what I'm wanting.

Also, HI! I'M AWESOME! TIRED, BUT AWESOME.
HOW BOUTCHU?

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t8kmybreathaway July 5 2011, 15:00:47 UTC
Totally funny! Poor Rachel though! Aww..

Definitely different from the other g!p for sure..

I would love to see more :D

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vsquared_k July 6 2011, 11:40:36 UTC
Turns out writing g!p is REALLY hard for me haha, so I might not add to this !verse. But yes, poor Rachel :P

I love that you liked it enough to want more, tho :) thanks!

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t8kmybreathaway July 6 2011, 13:01:52 UTC
Bummer but understandable, I'm not sure I could write it either. :-)

I might try at some point but there's no way I could be as blunt about it as most everyone else is.

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xrainingsorrowx July 5 2011, 23:54:27 UTC
Aww, poor Rachel! It was funny, but I did feel bad for Rachel and her "midget."

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vsquared_k July 6 2011, 11:39:42 UTC
I'm glad you thought both things... :P I am. It was kinda the goal of the piece :P

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seeingred_stars July 6 2011, 04:20:00 UTC
I don't want to laugh at Rachel, but~ LOLOL.
Ahem. Quinn was a jerk. But like, a funny jerk. Ya know?

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vsquared_k July 6 2011, 11:37:00 UTC
Oh, I definitely do :P I, uh, needed her to be. It just had to happen :P

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