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[vtarasov]

I AM NOW A NATURALIZED U.S. CITIZEN! TRY AND DEPORT ME NOW, BITCHES! I WILL BURY YOU IN PAPERWORK! Oh, and I can vote now, and do jury duty. Only one of those excites me

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[cizzarola]

you can't ever apply for US citizenship if you've ever been a member of the Communist Party

right, that makes sense. anyways, you know that you must be on fbi's list now that you've told us all how to hijack a plane. it was nice being friends with you, i hope your ass doesn't get torn apart TOO much. HEY I'M IN NEW YORK CITY, I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT!

[vtarasov]

I'M A U.S. CITIZEN, I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT! Actually, I'm making this post as my one phone call from a holding cell. I don't know where I am...

[zalice]

Congrats, Vlad! Welcome to the ranks of the Constitutionally protected.

[baniszew]

Last November I forgot I had knives in my packpack and brought it to Vegas in a carry-on. Neither Logan nor the Vegas airport noticed that I had a butterfly knife, a leatherman, and a lock-back knife in it, and I didn't realize either until I brought the same backack to jury duty in Cambridge the next week. Courthouse security was pretty pissed at me (and I never got the butterfly knife back).

Last time I flew to and from BWI, I realized I'd forgotten to leave my leathernman at home, and I didn't want to check bags. I decided to see if they'd notice it in my carry-on. Nope. Airport security is mostly a facade.

[cizzarola]

agreed. i've purposefully/accidentally smuggled pot at least 5 times.

[garnet420]

Woa, woa, woa! You become a citizen and then start mulling abut, expressing your "first amendment rights"? That's not what they gave you that certificate for, mister.
Also, remember, smoewhere in a special drawer is a Mexican passport for Vlado Sanchez. Think on /that/.

[maverickseraph]

Congratulations of the first degree! You should have a naturalization party - I did BITD. Are you in time for the Nov 7 elections?