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[vuelour]

andria was like: my eyelid is twitching
onefootinfront: it means you're tired
andria was like: why doesn't the other one twitch?
onefootinfront: because that's not how your body works
andria was like: well goddamnit, it should!
andria was like: that'd be neat to have two twitching eyelids
onefootinfront: you tell yer body who's boss!
andria was like: i can kind of make it twitch, but it's

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[tunafshsandwich]

Well, as long as it doesn't try to gey up and leave, you should be okay...
XDDD

When was the last time you slept?
*Squints*

[vuelour]

God, that would be pretty freaky. Could you imagine having no eyelids?! You'd blink and there'd be nothing to blink with! AHHHH!

Last night, actually. But it was drug induced so maybe it doesn't count as much. But I didn't sleep the night before that.. or was it the night before that night? I don't know, there was one night I didn't sleep and at like 8 PM the next day I walked to the store and on the way back I was acting like a friggen fruit loop, man. I was skipping and singing and grinning like a crackhead at any car who drove past. And then a cop car drove past and I was like, "OHMYGODWHATIFSOMEONECALLEDTHECOPSONMECAUSETHEYTHOUGHTIWASHIGHAND/ORDRUNKHOLYSHITIMGOINGTODIEIFTHATSWHATHAPPENED!"

But the cop kept driving and didn't turn around or anything so all was good in da' hood.

[persillaanne]

My eyelid twitches sometimes. But it's more like a nervous tick. O_ o;

[onefootinfront]

i still firmly believe that modern science hates you. and you have done nothing but reaffirm my theory, time and time again.