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andria was like: my eyelid is twitching
onefootinfront: it means you're tired
andria was like: why doesn't the other one twitch?
onefootinfront: because that's not how your body works
andria was like: well goddamnit, it should!
andria was like: that'd be neat to have two twitching eyelids
onefootinfront: you tell yer body who's boss!
andria was like: i can kind of make it twitch, but it's ( Read more... ) -
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I had a non self-esteem shattering trip to Target. Which is a big deal.. for me, anyway.
I ended up getting pink underwear, a short pink skirt (and when I say short, I mean, "Whoa, that's short!" kind of short), and a multi-coloured pink 3/4 sleeve button up shirt which I love. I love that style of shirt and I haven't until today actually found ( Read more... ) -
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andria was like: that reminds me of the book I'm reading, Insomnia. It's about this old guy with insomnia and it's been going on for months and he's tried all these remedies that people have suggested to him and it takes 126 fucking pages for him to just go to the fucking drugstore to buy some fucking sleeping pills
andria was like: and I'm like, " ( Read more... ) -
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Two people noticed I was gone. Gold stars to both of you. And now I'm not sure whether to feel loved that I was missed or to be saddened that people worry after only a few days of my being gone ( Read more... ) -
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You know what will be awesome? When I'm living in Omaha and actually have things to update about. Yeah, that'll be grand ( Read more... ) -
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So I was looking up pictures on Google of braces and came across this website where this guy gets cosmetic bracesWHO DOES THAT ( Read more... )