When I was hanging out with a bunch of three-year olds this morning, one of them managed to squirt clag on my left upper shoulder, unbeknownst to me. So now, after walking around with what looks like a money shot on my shoulder for all to see, I realise why everyone kept staring at me and smirking ( Read more... )

Back in the thick of hormonal drama to fill the void, it takes my fancy this week. Sneezing fits, uncontolled laughter and some other minor hedonistic pleasures. Fleeting from place to place, searching for a place to call home and walking in and out of job interviews with a mouthfull of arrogance - not quite sure what has overcome me ( Read more... )

So I think I am definitely trapped inside a commercial right now and it was fun for a while but I'm starting to wish the add break was over. Everything is easier in America - opening a door, retrieving a glass of water, turning on a dishwasher or picking my fucking nose. (I found some facial tissues with extra lubricant?!?)It has been close to a ( Read more... )

Is "fucklessness" a word?

I have two more weeks left until I never have to set foot on Monash University grounds again!!! Although I will miss certain things - there are some things I will probably never let go of. For instance, I can see myself attending "Free Food Monday nights" on my 40th birthday ( Read more... )

In the depths of arsehole induced misery last night, I had to endure the buzzing, pecking, grating, hacking assault of parental opinion. Normally such insult hammers my self esteem into the floral carpet, until my father managed to do something that no amount of sympathy, apology, psychiatry or false love could do for me right now. He made me smile ( Read more... )

You'd think that being away from civilisation for so long would warrant some sort of creepy twitching disorder or in the least, a wardrobe revolution incorporating such accessories as ugg boots and pearls. yep.......three months in Phillip Island has left me refreshed, complete, bored and a little psychotic. Currently I have managed to solicit the ( Read more... )

Wah....Sekarang saya harus belajar, belajar, belajar kalau saya mau menyelesaikan Universitus. Sampai bertemu lagi ( Read more... )

I made a decision today to commit myself to hard core drugs. This decision has come about after having endured 6 years of allergic reaction to alcohol. I know, I know - just as my naturopath keeps telling me "Well the best cure for your allergies would be to stop drinking alcohol." *pig snorts in sarcasm*.........Obviously hat's not going to happen ( Read more... )

This spiralling, curly, dizzying, terrifying, crazy year is ever so slowly beginning to redeem itself. I offically took "this year" out of the pointless bin and am trying to wipe the smirk of my face ( Read more... )