¿Hablas Español? - An Update

[w1ldc47]

So Floosh wasn't around this time and I need a bit of help. Can anyone translate chupa pinga quien mierda seras.
for me? Dave thinks it means "You're a cocksucker who will be shit" (based on the uncertain assumption that pinga means cock) and I'm completely at a loss.

So.. Anyone?

UPDATE: I've decided that Dave is wrong, because his english

Comments

[parasitevenus]

"Suck cock, whoever the fuck you are."

Or more literally, but less English-ly - "Suck cock, whoever the shit you are."

[mryan]

can this bitch not be blocked? i'm only half paying attention so forgive me.

[w1ldc47]

Oh I'm sure they could be blocked, I'm just finding the whole situation too funny to bother. What can I say, morons entertain me.

hablas espanol?

[jennapana]

Dave got it almost right, as translated down here in Guatemala, pinga is cock, but as for the rest of it, it means: suck cock whose shit you will be.