because you bone the pope! do you really need a better reason? honestly, you have sex with a religous icon that is about a stones throw away from jesus, and is beloved by 1.1 billion catholics world wide... thats quite an undertaking
in addition, i also believe that you were the reason john paull II died. i think you gave him the best and only orgasm of his life, and they just covered it up with old age and natural causes...
hmmm, cause you have a mom and grandmother, that regardless have freaquent i see, or how long since that tragic day that i waited on them, still refer to me as the little redheaded sweet cheeks and shoot me looks of pure suave
You know you like it when old ladies hit on you...and yes my mom tells me when she sees you and how cute you are so yeah....to her you will always be the cute little red head.
you again eh? okay, also because a majority of the times i reminice about you always bring back reminders of honestly and sinically sarcastic you are... i loved every fucking minute of it and wouldn't have changed it for the world... regardless of topic, or area, or race, you went there with your sarcasm, and i loved it!!!
caner medley... come on... you know thats why i love you!!! who else would i be able to make fun of for liking the same team that i do... and who hasn't had like a million different crushes like you? i love you for being so open about who you like... wink wink ;) have a good day kiddo!
dude cause your sunshine... honestly, who else is going to be the only male to be 100% sure of his sexuality to allow an entire group of people call him sunshine...
moreover, who else, (besides nate) would be able to help create such great insults like sgt. salami, and cpt. enormous? (i personally say fuck it and lets call him fat tits, but thats a side bar)
you've grown as a player, have a lot of talent you are building on, and my only advice to you is too start taking lessons. your going to be a monster on that horn in a couple of years... trust!
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naw man, fo shizz!
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moreover, who else, (besides nate) would be able to help create such great insults like sgt. salami, and cpt. enormous? (i personally say fuck it and lets call him fat tits, but thats a side bar)
you've grown as a player, have a lot of talent you are building on, and my only advice to you is too start taking lessons. your going to be a monster on that horn in a couple of years... trust!
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w00t!
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