hey did you guys see the press coverage of me and my new friends "meeting" at my ranch???

we made such ah handsome couple

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hollywood here we come!


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see me on cnn tonight? i couldnt even talk bad about dictatorships without grinning

our fellow american Hamid Karzei got elected president of afghanistan, dick was there and the security as well

anyone wanna sign up for the military??

i hear they have good benefits

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here's a news bulletin for you from the opal office ( Read more... )

I JUST HEARD THERE'S A REALLY BAD STORY GOING AROUND ABOUT THE WAR ( Read more... )

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I said I have a mandate, not a man date!!!

I ain't no homosapian!