( this is my future life partner. )

second semester research papers ( Read more... )

( this would've been the best day of my life. )

jammin in japan time is offishhhh ovzzz. no cute asian boys werrr in sight. damn ( Read more... )

so, this brings me to another topic: i really dislike girlfriends. actually, i really hate them. like, it makes absolutely no sense that just because you find yourself in a relationship, it becomes socially acceptable to morph into a crazy person and suddenly use "caring" for someone as an excuse for being a petty, mopey bitch after 5 minutes apart ( Read more... )

&edit: sheila has arrived. for those of you who don't know the wonders of my step-grandmother, sheila...let's just say that she is, in no way, a stranger to the family liquor cabinet.

sheila's-play-of-the-day:

sheila: that plane ride was a bitch and a half (imagine this being spoken with a southern twang). i'm up for scotch, anyone else?
my mom: ( Read more... )

1. the song 'instant pleasure' by rufus wainwright very accurately express my feelings towards life.
2. whenever i drink hot chocolate, i have to have a glass of really cold water with it. weird.
3. spring break is in three days.
4. the 'back' button on my phone officially killed itself today.
5. i had mr. kram ( here he is. )

so i lost my permit a few days ago. and with my great math skills, 'a few days,' is the same as about 5 weeks. I was nervous, cause I've driven alot since I lost it, but today someone mailed it to me. Attached, there was a letter that read:

We found this in Shaw Park, next to quite a few empty beer cans. Call if you have any questions. 727-3213.

i love thai food.
espesically when it's cheap, like at thai pizza place.

my mom got a book called 'ebonics for dummies' that some local guy was selling out of a little red wagon in the loop. she wants to get in touch with 'urban youth.'
seriously, like, i'm not kidding.

moral of the story is that today, the back button on my phone killed itself.

i drew on my walls with crayons.
i drew flowers, clouds, my name, 'attractive', and a gopher? cool.