Vacash of 22 hours.

[wachelbobachel]

CHICAGS:Saturday

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[missh211]

god i am obsessed with your life

hahah keeps me sooooooo entertained

i'm also quite happy i got included in the longest entry ever

p.s. you used the wrong there, it should have been "their"-its a scavenger hunt...find it in the entry and i'll give you a prize or something

[wachelbobachel]

You also said I kept you entertained when I grabbed 8x my height in paper towels to wipe the tomato soup of my jacket.

Hannie = easily entertained.

'11:45 am: We get to the residence of Hal (Republican Jew), Rosie (Mom's sister who looks quite a bit like 70's pop-culture icon 'Charo'), and there four small children.

Scavenger hunts > lyfe.

[your_rushmore_]

Can I have you?
Gosh, Rachel.
Coffee is my life.
But I've come to love tea.
Especially green tea.
Even more detailed: Saint Louis Bread Co.'s Iced Green Tea.
Best tea of my life.

[wachelbobachel]

Although te verde, or 'green tea,' because you don't know Spanish and therefore might be retarded, is wonderful, Green Tea ice cream tempura fried has to be the best thing ever. You get it when you go to sushi, and like, oh em geez.

[aylon]

Seth Cohen and me have the same last name. I guess that's why he is so hott. He got it from me of course.

[your_rushmore_]

You are both so goddamn jewish.

[your_rushmore_]

Seth Cohen is my life, guys.

[wachelbobachel]

I want Seth in my pants.

Example:
&=Seth.
%=my pants.

% & %

[anonymous]

wow, i must agree with hannah on the fact that it was a very entertaining entry. It seems like you had an ev eventful weekend in chicago, i wish my trips there were that much fun. My fav. part must be when Chloe threw your cell phone. O yea, and i need to hear that french rap on your phone sometime, i think it would be some good music
-Ally

[wachelbobachel]

It's actually 'Panjabi MC,' Hindu rap or something of the sort.

You'll hear.

[anonymous]

o, i didnt know that, in espanol you were taking about your french rap, but i would love to listen to the hindu rap to! :D

[wachelbobachel]

My Spanish question about rap totally fetch. Especially when Senora was like, 'I don't listen to rap, it offends me.'

[ikcxf]

I love math when it's on my side.
Toupee, eh?

In temple several weeks ago [I'm feeling like another Jewish Cohen minus the attractive facial features] there was an older gentleman sitting in front of me as well.

Worst toupee of my life.
Worst toupee of his life.
Worst toupee of your life.
Worst toupee of my gym teacher's life.

It was actually rounding into a balding cirlce forming a yamikka [yahm-ik-ka] of it's own.

Not so hot damn.

[wachelbobachel]

Dear Toupees,
ily.
Love Rachel.

I think anyone with the last name 'Cohen' has to be hot.
Except these super ug kids named 'Brent and Rachael' Cohen, at mi escuela.
But they aint Jewsish, b.

[ikcxf]

Moral of the Story: Don't name your kid Brent.

[wachelbobachel]

Yeah, it sounds quite like 'burnt,' as in, 'burnt toast,' or, 'aww bitch, you got burrrrnt.'

Moral of the Story: skfklsakgkdgkds.