Yeah, so... First update in a while, and you wanna guess what spurred it on? I GOT ROBBED!!! Well, more accurately, it was my STORE that got robbed, but the close proximity is potent nonetheless ( Read more... )

Shopping is like some sort of special torture. Magnify that by the lunacy that people seem to possess around the festive season, and multiply that figure by the amount of hot, stuffy air that the Rideau Centre pumps into its heating ducts, and you will have a brief glimpse of how arduous my trip was yesterday.

Entertaining Stuff:1. The bus ( Read more... )

First post in almost two whole months!! *Matrix-whoa!* Lessee if I can remember how to do this...

Anyway, to bring you up to speed on those oh-so-important gimme-notices, I've boughten a PS2, boughten a brand-new sweater, and I've boughten a brand new hick-brain! Can'tcha tell? Hee ( Read more... )

So... Long time since my last update. Hmmm.. How to encapsule a month and a half?

*big breath*

STUFF THAT PAUL HAS BEEN UP TO-My monitor exploded. I came back into my room after a trip to the bathroom to find a cloud of acrid smoke peeling up from the back of the monitor. The screen was all black and stuff. I looked really hard into it, but ( Read more... )

Occasionally, you get to a point where absurdity is the only thing that seems to be driving your life. With so many bizarre and chaotic happenings, you have to wonder what the breaking point is, psychotically-speaking...

I discovered my personal breaking point today. I went with my parents to see Collateral, in North American theatres now, and I ( Read more... )

Been pretty busy. I will update again, possibly tomorrow...

Just had to post this...

Got myself a used computer for $450 due to lacerda's efforts. It still doesn't work properly, and I have yet to see whether it will. Besides, I need tons of peripherals and such. Lots of money that needs to be spent this summer and not but a month left to earn it.

Stuff I Discovered This Week:1. Computers generally suck without the internet ( Read more... )

My head feels like it is going to explode. My bones feel like the dull ache of a thousand years of Egyptian slavery, endlessly toiling away at constructing another pharaoh's mausoleum dick. My nose feels like someone crammed white-hot gravel up it, and then tweaked it, just for fun. My throat feels like I've just been french-kissed by an actual ( Read more... )

Hooba-jooba ( Read more... )

I am going to a wedding in early July.

Not only is this my very first foray into the whole matrimonial process (not counting my aunt's wedding when I was a scurrilous nine year old...), but it is the first time where I actually have permission from society to act like a drunken lecher. Rare situations like this call for mystically drastic changes ( Read more... )