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Legend of Zelda movie? Nuh-uh.

I really, really want to go home right now.

Start Your Day the Holi Way
Okay, I'm back. I decided to pay the 100rs to use the internet here for another hour to tell you about today!
I woke up this morning at about 7.00am (the time I always wake up) and went to breakfast. The hotel's breakfast is a buffet of stuff like fruit, nuts, bread, and pastries. I didn't drink any juice because it had ( Read more... )

Stinky French
  The day that I left the country, I was on a plane by 5.30, on my way to Paris. This plane was enormous, but it had the most terrible seating in the known world. I mean, I was on a bus here in New Delhi, and I could fall asleep way easier than I could on that plane and mind you, on the plane they gave us a pillow AND a blanket. 
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Now, everyone SHOULD know that I'm leaving tomorrow for 10 days to go to India for a study tour. I'm really, really, super excited and I've been preparing since October.
So I've got all my supplies and once the laundry is finished, I'm going to pack everything up in my little bag. :)
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It makes you wonder what kind of bloody history this movie has. I mean, you KILL a Santa, you BECOME SANTA! How long did that stay a secret before people throughout the ages started to exploit it? This movie doesn't need sequels...it needs PREQUELS to show how this all came about!

The prequels could be the reverse of the Evil Dead series, where ( Read more... )

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By Dan Mulligan
November 14, 2007 | Issue 43•46

This Is The Point In The Blow Job Where I Have To Be Careful What I Say

Ordinarily, I am a candid, even verbose individual, but this is a particularly sensitive time for me, so I will try to remain brief. We have reached a juncture at which I, the recipient of this mind-blowing oral sex, must make some ( Read more... )

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