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2008 Amanda  A.K.A."DaBombDiggity"

1. If she tells you to give her nine inches and hurt her, and you give her three inches three times then poke her in the eye with a finger, does that count?

2. If a ram is a goat, and an ass is a mule, why is it that we call a ram in the ass a goose?

3. If a woman tells you that you' ( Read more... )

I dumped my pansy-ass ex-boyfriend because he tried to give me some flowers.

My new boyfriend is more street-smart. I'm his Boo, and he doesn't let me get out of line. And sho'az hell doesn't give me flowers like some puss-eatin chump.

'cause I need a THUG who ain't afraid to stand up for me....and/or instigate a quarrel with some stranger, so that ( Read more... )

ISN'T IT GREAT HOW MUCH OF AN INDIVIDUAL YOU ARE, MAN? I MEAN, THE WHOLE WORLD IS SICK. SICK SICK SICK. YOU'RE AN ORIGINAL PERSON STUCK IN AN UNCREATIVE, MUNDANE WORLD THAT DOESN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH THEY'RE SLOWLY DRIFTING TOWARDS AN IMPERSONAL MIND; YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL CANARY CAGED WITH FLIGHTLESS HENS. WHY IS IT THAT YOU WERE BORN SO DIFFERENT AND ( Read more... )

Honestly, I should stop getting excited about delicious food.
EVERY SINGLE TIME I discover a certain ingredient in the house and find out something neat to make with it~ it goes totally wrong.
Like that one time when I found the melting cheese and decided to make spaghetti, I was SO SO hungry.. and it takes like 20 minutes to boil spaghetti.. and ( Read more... )

Jofran: Fuck you AND your bitch. What the hell is wrong with you? You got a lot of people pissed off tonight. How do you even have the nerve to apologize to everyone else BUT me? I was minutes away from going home after Chili's when, lo and behold, you come over and BEG me to come with you, PROMISING to bring me home. Me, wanting to spend some time ( Read more... )

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl, and her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

HELL YES.

Hrithik?

I knew you'd agree.

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The soundtrack is sounding pretty good too. Basically anything by A.R. Rahman is always good. He really, really knows how to pick singers. I am definately not disappointed. It's like he took a sitar and beat Sonu Nigam with it until he stopped sounding like a little bitch. Although everyone who knows me knows I ( Read more... )

"Sir, I was wondering did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night? ... Oh, it was most exhilarating. The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumph by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H. It was a most ripping victory."

FOR ULTIMATE MANLINESS.

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Jackie Chan singing "Be a Man" may very well be the manliest thing ever put on the internet.

I CAN'T TAKE OFF MY UNDERGARMENTS BECAUSE THEY PROTECT ME FROM WICKED PEOPLE.