How could anyone ever possibly disagree with my marvelous opinions ( Read more... )

Religious people always catch me off-guard, I need to rehearse some kind of prepared monologue with which to retaliate upon meeting with moronic proselytisers. As it happens, I feel like the mormon double-act upon whom I bestowed a false name and false address was a missed opportunity. Not that I think they'd be likely to call me back anyway; upon ( Read more... )

Another gaming-related post! Bet you're loving this shit, screaming fans ( Read more... )

I own every single Kirby game. Not something I normally choose to boast about because it's likely to impress exactly nobody. In fact it's more conducive to violent murderous outbursts than it is to the offer of congratulations. But I've got them nonetheless. Even that weird only-came-out-in-Japan one, lookatmeI'mgreat. And so I feel I have some ( Read more... )

The only time I ever want to be posting on here is when I've got other shit to be doing like, say, my job ( Read more... )

I'm moderately miserable and partially pessimistic about the suspiciously pally-pally match-made-in-purgatory "coalition government" that's just tumbled into absolute power over the welfare state and thereby awarded itself buggery rights over every non-filthy-rich citizen of the UK. But because (as if you didn't know) I don't know dick about ( Read more... )

"I is hates bad grammar" said an unnamed friend-of-mine not so long ago. It wouldn't have been worth so much as a "heh" were it not for my knee-jerk interjection. Namely, to immediately point out that there is, in fact, no such thing as "bad grammar". Because language doesn't work that way and there's no standard ideal towards which all other forms ( Read more... )

There's this song by the Lightning Seeds that I don't particularly like but that's no real surprise because, in fact, I don't particularly like the Lightning Seeds. I don't think anybody does. Particularly. But anyway there's this song and I can't remember the name of it but I can remember that it was quite popular at the time or, at least, my ( Read more... )

If you were ever to find that, in actual fact, the word "gullible" genuinely wasn't in the dictionary... nobody would ever believe you.

A wave of cosmological curiosity passed over me this morning and I wanted to get an idea as to the sort of distances we're talking about when we refer to say "the nearest star" to our own. You can pick up the figures anywhere but I couldn't find any actual diagrammatic representations, so I decided to make them myself ( Read more... )