Wow.. this thing is dead!

Went to the dentist today - had to get rid of a Wisdom tooth - only problem is, the tooth was laying flat in the jaw.

Fuqing hurts!  it's removed, I'm on vicoden but not enough!

http://www.break.com/pictures/donald-duck-on-drugs-chart1782313.html

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Clean your balls by Axe

http://info.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/sponsors/axe-cyb/axe-cyb.html

Newphew needed his car battery changed, so he took Tony's Prius and we took the Honda to get a new battery. Open the trunk and there's an half empty 18pack of Coors ( Read more... )

Hehe.. great roommate!

http://failblog.org/2009/12/29/roommate-fail/

Well, he was wearing black underwear - but some young dude streaked across a safeway parking lot over in Issaquah - it's pretty damn cold to be doing that. The end of his streak was to a car that was to the right of me as I was starting to leave the parking lot. I opened my window and he's standing there next to his car looking over with his eyes ( Read more... )

So I was picking up the ready-made T-day dinner at Fred Meyers (yeah yeah, I'm lazy this year) and the clerk was a dead ringer for Donnie Darko - without the morose background. He was happy and chipper if not a little ditzy - but so reminded me of the guy that plays DD

I just looked at my online Sprint Picture Mail - and I found a picture that I didn't expect and don't recall getting on my phone.

Lets just say, someone had a very large endowement filling a single high healed shoe - wtf?!

not quite as classy as it sounds, they should have shopped for a diffrent model haha