Post-Game (NC17)

[aesc]

Written for amberlynne, to whom I promised porn in the event of the New England Patriots beating the New York Giants to finish at 16-0 for the year. Which they did, and so there's porn!

And many thanks as always to dogeared, who stayed up late to audience and kept an eye on the game for me :D

Comments

[amberlynne]

“I really hope they win the Super Bowl,

OMG ME TOO MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE AWESOME PORN!

Seriously. I love this so much. I love how you had all that post-game adrenaline flow very hotly into a ridiculously happy blow job.

I think. No, I know I love you. ♥

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOOOOOOOOOOOU!

[aesc]

Hee! *snorfles you* I'm not sure Rodney would survive them winning the Super Bowl :D

that post-game adrenaline

It had to go somewhere! ;)

[amberlynne]

I'm not sure Rodney would survive them winning the Super Bowl

Heee! No! He will just plan ahead with, like, boxer shorts with Brady's face on them or something to slow John down with hysterical laughter. Or maybe elaborate lacing? And John would be all "you can't PREPARE for them to win! Do you want to JINX THEM? Jeez!"

[leupagus]

Oh, man, if John catches Rodney preparing and thereby JINXING them? So, so bad.

And then they *do* win, but John has decided to cut Rodney off and teach him a lesson. You don't jinx a game like that, McKay!

Poor, pooooor Rodney and his lace-up underwear. Which he now has to get off himself.

[aesc]

Hee! Well, the back-up plan was to write celebratory sex, but with Rodney being thrilled and elated that the Canucks beat the Bruins (or something) *g* So there would be sex either way!

[loves_bitch]

Yah know I ended up not having to work this game (something I am ETERNALLY grateful for) but if It concluded with John molesting Rodney in my restaurant I think I would of worked without pay....

I swear I may live in Chicago but we have SO many freaking Pat's fan's here it's not even funny.

Also this :

"Did you?" Rodney asks when John lets him up and he thinks he might not die.

John lifts himself up on an elbow, twists and looks down at himself, faintly red, smile turning maybe a bit embarrassed. "Yeah," he says after a moment. "I did."
makes me go "Awww boys."

[aesc]

OMG, if you work at BWW, you have my sympathies :( :( I passed by one of the ones in my town when the Colts and Bears were in the Super Bowl last year. (I live in IN, and the state's football fans are very bitterly divided when it comes to Indianapolis v. Chicago.) And OMG it looked like the people working there deserved hazard pay.

"Awww boys."

\o/ Thank you!

[loves_bitch]

Yes, I work there. Normally it's not too bad, but once football hits we become a madhouse. I NEVER knew I could move so fast with trays of drinks before I starting working for Bdubs.

Personally my favourite Day of the year is Super Bowl Sunday. I am in charge of all the Cashier's on that day and it's so much fun to make the minions scatter. I NEVER would want to be a manager except for that one day a year.

[rilestar]

Y'know, I think I could get into football if every match is followed with porn like that!

[aesc]

Heh heh :D

"I didn't know you were interested in football."

"Well, it's the porn, you see..."

[hebrew_hernia]

YEAH PATS.

YEAH PORN.

I am a Patriots fan because Tommy Brady is a Michigan alum, and my dad went to Michigan, so our house is basically All Wolverines, All the Time, Or Else, Bitches. Also Tom Brady is quite good-looking.

This is beautiful, lovely, hot hot hot porn. And now I will probably associate Tom Brady with McShep porn forever, but that is okay.

[aesc]

:D :D

I wrote a silly bit of dialogue fic for Amber wherein John and Rodney meet Tom Brady at a grocery store, and Rodney is all "is this an ex-boyfriend? He looks a bit young for you" and glares at Brady menacingly while John, you know, just wants to die :D

[hebrew_hernia]

That sounds so fantastic! Absolutely epic. :D

[aesc]

Heh heh. I managed to dig it up here. Yay tags!