Thur Mar 24, 2011 2235hrs +3gmt ( Read more... )

uss enterprise, i shall see you on the field. at dawn. don't fall apart before i get there for the duel.

it's not muslims, terrorists, death, disease, famine or nickleback that make this world a miserable place. it's fat chicks.

so here's a writey updatey thingy ( Read more... )

Fundamental Laws Of Porn ( Read more... )

when a comment i make in passing, not even giving a second thought to strikes a nerve so deep in people that the only thing they can do is get really pissed at you for a second then just sit back and get kind of depressed or just stay upset for the rest of the day is truly one of the few gifts i have in life. also, it's my favorite.

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it hasn't even been 4 hours yet and i've got the worst beer farts ever. srsly. owls died.

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( i'm going to get myself into soooooo much trouble... )