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[waking_dream04]

i bought a dahlia plant the second day i was in new york and put it on my windowsill and apparently there was a spider and it laid eggs and they hatched and i got home and there were hundreds of SPIDER BABIES weaving baby webs on my poor plant.  so i screamed "ew, ew, ew, ew, grossssssssssssssssss," and threw it out and i think i got them all, i

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[ladyofthecanyon]

that is my biggest fear ever! get the raid asap.

[bourbon]

That is like my WORST NIGHTMARE. (literally; I've had nightmares about spiders and baby spiders hatching & attacking me) ...ewwww :(

[good_the_third]

I'm sorry, I don't get it. Do you all eat bugs before you go to bed and get ant legs caught in your teeth? In that case the spider might be doing you a free service of dentistry. Otherwise, I figure the spiders would probably concentrate on your closet where could at least catch some moths. But I don't know. I'm just guessing the spider wouldn't find much near you.

[waking_dream04]

it is a well-known statistic that people eat an average of two spiders a year while sleeping. it is one of my life goals to never fall prey to that statistic.

[kamerasutra]

you wouldn't KNOW because you would be asleep, and what's scarier than that??!!

look on the bright side--at least they weren't COCKROACH EGGS.

[phoenix_capulet]

i dont think a spider is going to crawl into your mouth unless its one of the bittie ones. in that case, you'll never know it happened.

at least, thats what i tell myself before going to sleep when i've just had a spider in the house.

[adolph_loos]

Oh, Tracy, that sounds so sc---ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ahem.
ahahahahahahahahaha.

[sheyvah]

Couldn't you have done that so I didn't have to know that now I have to worry about baby spiders in my bed?!?!?!?! You know, maybe created a "non-Yiddish" group on LJ? I hate things with exoskeletons!