How many of y'all even bother to sniff around these parts anymore. I generally don't. It's not because I hate you or anything, I'm just lazy. That's right, I'm so lazy that I can't even summon the energy to dork around on the internet. DAMN THAT IS LAZY BEN ( Read more... )

This may come as a shock (or if you've actually devoted any thought to it, not), but apparently I'm more typical than at least a couple of you. My guess is that it has something to do with the fact that I don't hate making physical contact with other people.[img] Leave a comment  2 

I am back from Europe. I haven't slept in... 26 hours! Yet I'm here instead of GOING TO BED. Which is probably what I should be doing.

( In the unlikely event you care. )

It has been a while since I have put text in an order that I am entirely happy with. It's getting to the point where I'm taking it personally and I'm going to have to sit down with myself and have a little chat. Because, you see, it's best if you confront these things directly rather than letting them fester. And in that vein, here's a list of ( Read more... )

From Greek "poli," meaning "many" and "ticks," meaning "blood sucking parasites ( Read more... )

I'm just sayin'...

So what's up with Venture Bros starting early tonight? Is it too awesome to be viewed in its entirety? I missed the first few minutes. But I guess it would be wise to remember that Cartoon Network's business model for Adult Swim is to ensure that nothing stays on the air for more than two months ( Read more... )

I've been thinking about running for office. How many posts would I need to dig up and re-label as "friends only ( Read more... )

This has always been one of my favorites:

http://www.angryflower.com/bibbal.html