You might be a swimmer...
>If whenever you hear an electronic beep, and you instinctively jump.
>If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got.
>If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal.
>If jamming a piece of Styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual activity.
>If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when
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