Chap. 1

[walkthewalk_sos]

I guess I should do a proper introduction if I'm going to be here awhile. My name is Haruhi Suzumiya and have no interest in ordinary humans! If there are any aliens, time travelers, sliders, or espers I'd be more than happy to talk with you, however. If there have also been any odd happenings around the campus, please inform me.

Comments

[kyon_sos]

...Haruhi?

I would say this is just a dream, but you sound too much like her for it to possibly be so. Especially the aliens, time travelers, and espers part.

[walkthewalk_sos]

Who else would I be? Just how many more of me are there, hm?

Which reminds me, we need to find a new club room soon. You've been here longer than I have, any suggestions?

[kyon_sos]

...You're one of kind Haruhi, there's no doubt about that.

Why am I not surprised that you'd ask that. Really, Haruhi, are you going to take over old classrooms again?

[walkthewalk_sos]

What's the problem if the room's not in use? Come on, it'll be fun!

[dreck_luke]

Alright ...Now out of ALL the new people that have just come in. you worry me. Haven't you noticed that there are ALL sorts of people on campus ...nothing is odd around here. But, welcome anyways.

[walkthewalk_sos]

Of course I've noticed, it just means I'll have more people to talk to apparently.

You can't have nothing odd happening, there always is somewhere. You just have to find it.

[lobstershrimp]

Wait. You know about Espers? That means you must be from back home... Where are you from? South Figaro? Narshe? Kohlingen?

[walkthewalk_sos]

I've never heard of any of those places, actually. So the question is, where are you from?

[lobstershrimp]

Uh...

I'm from Mt. Koltz, by way of Figaro, myself...

Where is it that you're from, miss?

[walkthewalk_sos]

Nishinomiya, Japan, but don't change the subject. I've never heard of Mt. Koltz, where is that exactly?

[traitor_in_pink]

Why hello there! I'm Zelos, and cutie if you need help with anything just come to me I'll make sure you're taken care of. <3

[walkthewalk_sos]

I'll be sure to remember that.

[bunnyfixation]

*blinks*

But.. humans are so interesting.

[walkthewalk_sos]

No they're not, they're ordinary, boring, and like everyone else. There's hardly anyone who's unique at all.

[bunnyfixation]

You only say that because you are one.

[walkthewalk_sos]

No, I say that because if you ask what people have been through, 95% of them I guarantee you will have the same answers. Very few are unique, we're all just a single solitary particle in the ocean that is the world. It bores me.