Disease is a funny thing, it seems to explain things away. When everyone thought I had mono, my dad kept everyone away from me, even my grandparents. I could sleep whenever, because that's just how the mono works. I wan't expected to do anything because it wasn't my fault ( Read more... )

I shall be gone for a period of two weeks, and i shall hear no complaining of lack of entriness, shall i? that's right. because i'm in california and at camp. having funnness.

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=estosojosazules made me do it ( Read more... )

I think the memgen quizes are making me paranoid, because all of them are calling me a slut. everybody's, everywhere. I think either the taking of said quizzes needs to stop, or the whore factor needs to stop. i shall clarify this, because apparently it's not getting through to anyone, expecially the computers who make such things. I AM NOT A SLUT/ ( Read more... )

It was too good, too good. Jesus Jenny, Why don't you tell me these things?

and that is all people, peace and chicken grease always.

Does anyone else remember that line from Cinderella? Anyone? oh well. Anyway....

That was quite entertaining actually. Pieper loves me, that i have now apparently learned. I didn't know i was sara's bff (ha! that phrase is so funny), i just thought i was her 'ilmsbplm,' which woudl really be 'sbplm' in this case i guess. It wouldn't surprise me ( Read more... )

That was definately interesting. Hmmm, me and David as roommates, that would work out interestingly. These are either correct or very, VERY funny. I could see Julia playing football, just randomly but I can't really see her practicing or actually getting major school spirit. Speaking of school spirit, um Jake? as a cheerleader? I really don't want ( Read more... )

No! today was bad. You know why today is bad? the seniors graduated! all of my seniors, Gone! Sayanora! KApow! Whoosh! Buh Bye! All gone! yayyayyay, happy for them, but I'm probably never ever going to see most of them ever again. not cool. not cool at all. I definately came home and collapsed into a pile of mush. not like amazingly awesome mud ( Read more... )

You will live in House ( Read more... )

WOooooah, that is so cool. I officially like this thing. I am overthrowing Lizzie and her silly democracy-ness! silly, silly lizzie, the Antichrist shall thwart yo, by ELECTION. tee hee hee. No offence to jake, but i don't know how good a second command he would be in evil plots to overthrow the entire world. And i find it quite ironic that ( Read more... )