i hate faulkner.

i hate longhorn more than anything in the world. i got in a fight with a half retarded server last night and my manager took me outside and bitched me out when all i did was tell him to stop fucking with the new girl. nobody eat at longhorn, because it is a piece of shit ( Read more... )

i'm a local but a foreigner
still the addict yet i'm sober
still the body with the coroner
made friends, yet still a loner.
you're the pillow, the cool side
the sand during high tide
the cocktail, poolside
the water when clouds collide

i went and saw 311 last night and it was the most fun ive had in a very long time. and it is the drunkest as i have ever been. i think i consumed half a bottle of liquour from the car to the gate entrance across the street. (sad i know)..i almost got in my first catfight, and it was very embarrassing. some chick was trying to take my seat from me ( Read more... )

i'm really proud of my parents. they are in the kitchen right now cooking TONS of spaghetti and getting a bunch of stuff to take over to mississippi. my dad woke my boyfriend up this morning to help him load the grill into the jeep because he's been cooking hot dogs for people and he said he got a whole bunch of help over there. i'm glad some ( Read more... )

heellllooooo..

is faulkner closed or what? if not i need to get to bed.

"lets go see if any other clubs are open."

"open? like your mouth when you're kissing on some gay dude and you're grabbing on to his muscles because his arms are around you and not that you're gay or anything but you just want to bury yourself in his chest and live there FOREVER?!"

      rolling down golf courses are lovebrought to you by the isLove Generator

taking pictures are lovebrought to you by the isLove Generator

i thought it was really awesome that it said rolling down golf courses is love..but then i realized things are just taken from the "i like" list on your journal. dammit.

i did some artwork, and a girl copied it. so i got mad. she said i should be flattered. she didn't ask my permission. she stole it. and now i can't find the drawing she copied. what's going on here ( Read more... )

"do you have a pink slip?"
"officer dane! isn't that a bit personal?"
where would we be without johnny five? i hate being a teacher's aid for driver's ed. this is the worst. it's like i'm taking this class for the third time.
i can't wait for college.
happy late thanksgiving everyone.

why do i keep this thing