Six!

[wallrocket]

Pardon me, passengers, I have a message directed at each and every one of you. Due to somewhat recent events, I find it necessary to say...

[He clears his throat.]

I AM NOT FOR EATING.I am sentient being! You would not feast upon the hide of your best friend, would you? I think not! So please, my good passengers, I beseech you to refrain from

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[shenghuanzhe]

You didn't threaten t'eat anyone did you? Because if you don't contain your hellish nature someone's gonna defend themselves when y'attack, kiddo.

[wallrocket]

M-? No, no, Sir Kage! I threatened nobody with consumption! Rather, someone threatened me! I am the victim!

...

And I am not a bloodthirsty fiend!

[shenghuanzhe]

You're a bushbaby.

[But Kage has met Wall in person and Wall didn't devour him alive, so... Kage exhales.]

Who threatened you?

[wallrocket]

Sir Samuel Goldthwaine Robinson, Junior! I do not think he is at all right in the head.

[fetchthestick]

...

You taste bad?

[wallrocket]

Oh, yes, I imagine so! My species was not meant to be eaten.

[fetchthestick]

Gee that makes sense.

What're you bred for then? Are y'meant to be a pet like me?

[wallrocket]

A pet...? Oh, no, sir, I am as you might say a "wild animal". But I do live with my employer, Aislin McGregor! ... So perhaps I am domesticated.

[yousoundblue]

Was it Zeke? He likes to joke about being a cannibal.

[wallrocket]

No, I do not think so! I believe his name is Samuel.

[yousoundblue]

That is disgusting.

[wallrocket]

I know! I do not understand why one would wish to consume a sentient creature!

[shipshapeshipco]

...A pot of coconut milk curry and some green papaya awaits you, my lamp-eyed lorisidae!

[wallrocket]

They most certainly do not, sir! I am scandalized at the thought!

[shenghuanzhe]

Hey. You knock that shit off.

[Kage doesn't want either Samuel or Wall to go blood-crazy.]

[justcallmespike]

I'm pretty sure the second you talk, people are gonna be turned off to the idea of eating you.

[wallrocket]

Yes, you would think that! But it appears to be the opposite!

[justcallmespike]

That's gross.

[wallrocket]

Indeed! Positively revolting!