please tell me...

[waltznumber2]

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW I CAN EAT 1200-1500 CALORIES A DAY COMPOSED OF HARDLY ANY CARBS AND MOSTLY VEGETABLES AND PROTEIN, AND HOW I CAN EXERCISE HARD AND OFTEN, AND YET I STILL CANNOT LOSE ANY WEIGHT.

i feel like a huge fatass.

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[anonymous]

lizard, i'm guessing your request for information was rhetorical, but i'm going to take a gander. please forgive me. my hypothesis is that it's because your body is smarter than your brain -- you are NOT a huge fatass and do NOT need to lose any weight.

xoxo,
slt

[anonymous]

i'm an idiot. gander means look or male goose. for some reason i always thought the phrase 'to take a gander' meant 'to take a guess.' but then on the train this morning it popped into my head that it might actually mean 'look.' anyway, i guess (not gander) you get the point by now.

xoxoxo and very excited to see you this weekend!

[chez_anne]

This is a really late response... as I swore I'd never use this thing again...

Anyway. Just a note of commiseration.

After last weigh in it was all, "Blah blah, Renfrew, blah blah..."

::sigh::

Will it ever end?