This planet needs closure. Press the red button on your remote now. I fucking dare you, nuclear bitch.

Here comes the happy beans ( Read more... )

The sky is the sea ( Read more... )

My mind draws a blank. Ive been trying to write one fecking song for over a year, the chords I expect to follow aren't coming, teasing me with their questioned existence. F#m? No. Blues bridge in G? No, still needs alternate tuning. It's so simple, and yet I can't find it, like when you're trying to remember someone's name, and it just won't ( Read more... )

The swish and click of a thousand hosed heels and thighs trip-trapping across that old bridge ( Read more... )

How many times do I have to see the same pink Limo on a Friday night skanking around the arterial routes of Belfast?

"Ok birds, to the skank-mobile"
"What about my family-planning activity set?"
"Don't worry, we'll pick up some more WKD at the off-licence...SKANKY-HOES ARE GO!"

When you see a pink Limo, it's like seeing a stork, nine months before it ( Read more... )

I can safely say that the satin-smooth zentai outfit is paying off, as I sink into a giant velcro sofa...

Heaven to me is watching the sun intending to set, but never getting round to it, over Kimberly Mikado Coconut Cream hills.

I, Carousel, watch me whirl and twirl the merry-go-passers-by ( Read more... )

I would just like to announce that a sequel to Romeo & Juliet is now in production.
www.imdb.com/romeoandjulietreturns/bullshittery/youfellfortthatone/honkydoo/beep-beepfucklemuckjestery