Perhaps you havent heard - there's a young child missing, strongly suspected under abduction. 
I read this article on MSN two days ago about the growing tragedy of child-slavery in the third world, and how they put the clothes on the very backs of a lot of people in the western world. This made me think about things that I didnt like thinking about ( Read more... )

Things Id like to hear Walter Love say on live radio:

1) "I think I'll crap a jungle massive, boi."
2) "Turbo-taig"
3) "Provo's stomping up a fury down bandit way, homes, a fuckin' fury"
4) "U-U-U-D-A!"
5) "Ein ficken pischen-builder"
6) "Coming out to play?"
7) "Get us a gravy chip and a pastie for the Prods"
8) "Crazy Fucking Clown"

Oh and fuck Morris Jay ( Read more... )

Things I've done this week ( Read more... )

I just read this article on yahoo (I didnt use the exclamation mark so I don't have to TM it this time ( Read more... )

I just thought i'd give a title more effort than a journal for a change.

>>>PROLOGUE<<<
A pair of balls yet steel not know, nor man, the hunter and the hunted shall counter blow-upon-blow without cunning,
Yet a single victorious dash to the crown can conquer the show, and thus pre-malice must be hidden,
A tale forthwith to illustrate...

Thy breathless mask, bleary eyes behind; facets of thine unrefined soul, such senseless ( Read more... )

Has anyone seen my pet fluff? Oh wait, here it is.

>examines navel area<

QUESTION
Why is navel fluff always blue?

ANSWER
Why is the sea blue, fuck knows. Does it matter? Of course not - it's not the end of the world as we know it.

However, if I could just find some way to make the human race feel somehow, that it's all their fault for making my navel- ( Read more... )

I've just caught the latest leak on the new Superman Film. It's gonna go straight to video however, due to a poor budget, with acting school students being given the chance to perform.
The basic plot focuses on a newfound weakness of Superman, by his arch enemy Arly, whose alter ego works as a therapy assistant at the local day-centre for the ( Read more... )

You know that point where you just know with pure certainty, that you're going to throw up and you simply HAVE to delcare it to anyone within one-hundred metres of you? Well, I'm about to throw up an exhaustive list of the most random shit I can possibly think of, to the point that no matter how much you flush the chain, and dry your eyes with bog- ( Read more... )

If they had nail-guns back in Jesus' day would the Roman centurions have got carried away and fully upholstered him like a cheap sofa to the cross? It would certainly make for an interesting symbol of faith, to see a necklace with a gold sofa pendant on it. Even funnier to see Christopher Lee hissing at a sofa instead of a cross. Or an effigy of a ( Read more... )