Did you know that the very reverend Dr. Bill Cosby steps in as vocalist for the death metal band "Decapitated" when the main guy's off-tour with laryngitis?

Check it out. I'm not kidding. He's got the vibe. Hoywshaboysh?

Poland fucking rules.

"Here mate, dare you to go up to that there death metaller and call him a pole"

Two words: Ong Bak ( Read more... )

Does anyone watch Nip-Tuck ( Read more... )

I have considered Squarepusher's theory about the influence of machines on men with some flickering thought. He states that any musical instrument, or machine that requires the input of man's quivering finger to generate sound, has equal influence upon the performer as the performer has upon the machine or device, if not more. Aptly, our Jenkin's ( Read more... )

1) Do you wear toilet-seats around your neck as a sarcastic Flava-flav statement ( Read more... )

If there's several things worse than so-called Rascism (Estd. Since 1962) it's Prejudism, ProvoKKKation and Political-Puppetry. "It's okay to be a Prole" (Estd. Since 1984), it's why the show is called Big Brother - their fans have to be proles to make the show work. And by God, has Channel 4 demonstrated that ( Read more... )

Sometimes I get a little lazy and go into my back yard for a piss. I would strongly recommend it, even if you don'y have a back yard, use someone else's. Even if you're a girl. You might even dare to use a stranger's, but I didn't tell you that. Especially if you end up talking to a nice policeman in a holding cell while pee floods around your ( Read more... )

Now here's the questions I would like to ask ( Read more... )

Interview questions courtesy of Saz Records PLC (TM ( Read more... )

I just remembered, I watched this programme the other night on Sky 1* about the mystic, holistic and spiritualistic powers of the mind. This mad one-eyed terribly-english bloke visits a chinese therapist who cures people by giving them electric shocks charged from his own body. It's called grounding. He's like a Jedi, meditates a lot, then sets ( Read more... )