I have been hoping for some proper snow all weekend. In fact I've been hoping for some proper snow all winter. I love the serene chaos it creates. Yep, that's about the size of my life.

Did anyone watch that documentary about Daniel Johnston last night? I'd never heard of him until I watched the programme. He makes me laugh in a way that you shouldn't laugh at people who suffer from severe manias ( Read more... )

Im gonna write this journal about animals, because according to past statistics, any journals I've written about animals tends to get more comments than anything else. Yes I am desperate for a reply or two. I'm worried, ya know? Are you alive or dead? Is Christmas not finished yet? Is there a war on ( Read more... )

I never did understand money laundering very well. It's basically accountancy for the underworld nest-ce pas ( Read more... )

Tonight the woods are dark and the moon is new, like a big invisible eye in the sky ( Read more... )

It's been quiet in here for a few weeks. I can make only one conclusion. You all got very distracting christmas presents ( Read more... )

Saddam ( Read more... )

And that's another thing, the number of plasma flat-screens the shops are trying to waft up your nostrils. Has anyone actually seen how shit the visual quality actually is coming from a plasma or LCD flat-screen? You have to start at least £1500 for a decent picture on those things. HD-ready my ass. In fact, my ass would leave a better impression ( Read more... )

I went on one of those there christmas sale outings today. To my dismay, the Xbox 360 has not yet dropped to an affordable £100, like the PS2 did after about...oh...five fucking years ( Read more... )

I have a confession to make. When I'm not a wampa, I'm helping out Santa. At least, fucking around when he's out shopping, corrupting the other elves with moon-shine, music and bad dancing. This is not Christmas spirit. this is corruption.

This is the real me.

To find out more about becoming a very naughty elf, you can get an information pack here.