TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

[consulting_di]

I HAVE ASSEMBLED PROFILES ON EVERY ONE OF YOU AND SHALL BE OBSERVING YOU CAREFULLY THROUGHOUT THE COMING DAYS, OR AS LONG AS PROVES NECESSARY.

-SHERLOCK HOLMES
CONSULTING DETECTIVE

Comments

[crazy_tacolady]

I KNEW IT! THIS ALL A CONSPIRACY BY THE GOVERNMENT! OR ALIENS!

[consulting_di]

I HIGHLY DOUBT IT. THE HUMAN MIND IS SUBJECT TO CONSTRUCTING ELABORATE FANTASIES WHEN IT CANNOT FIND A RATIONAL EXPLANATION. CONCLUSIONS SO HEAVILY INFLUENCED BY EMOTION ARE RARELY ACCURATE.

[misssullivan]

I GOT TO TELL YOU, ANNOUNCING YOUR PROFILING PEOPLE COMES OFF A LITTLE CREEPY. EVEN IF YOU CLAIM TO BE AN "CONSULTING DETECTIVE".

DO YOU AT LEAST HAVE A GOOD REASON TO BE PROFILING US?

[consulting_di]

BECAUSE I AM BORED AND WAITING FOR ONE OF YOU TO COMMIT A MURDER.

[misssullivan]

YEAH, SAYING ITS BECAUSE YOUR BORED DOESN'T MAKE IT LESS CREEPY.

SHOULD I BE WORRIED ABOUT POSSIBLE MURDERERS LURKING AROUND? DOES THAT HAPPEN A LOT HERE? I'M NEW.

[consulting_di]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR OPINION, BUT I FIND THIS A FAR MORE INTERESTING AND CONSTRUCTIVE USE OF MY TIME THAN WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO WITH YOURS.

I HOPE.

[rude0and0ginger]

OH THAT'S JUST WHAT I NEED, ANOTHER PERSON *WATCHING* ME.

[adent_inspace]

SHERLOCK HOLMES?

LIKE THE BOOKS?

[prays2jagger]

YOU'RE GONNA BE WATCHING ME?

BRILLIANT!

HOW'S MY HAIR?