the other night my roommate knocked on my bedroom door and i anwered,wearing a towel. he said 'urm, i think your rabbit is dead ( Read more... )

I am to attend a wedding, as a proper guest, for what is the first time in my life that i can recall. I may accidentally start napkining people and pouring wine out of habit but this will be okay as other guests will just think me overly polite and helpful.I am to be the date of Myles and Martha, it is their cousins wedding and I am to buy a new ( Read more... )

While I was searching the Tafe website for baking courses just now, I let a pie burn. Oh the irony etc.

My Diglett just evolved into Dugtrio. He's pretty hard. his name is Dig It. can you?

I have mouth ulcers up the yin-yang due to mystery illness. I cant eat solids. I may lose some weight.

I need to go to work

We spent Sunday sitting in poangs under a dilapidated gazebo playing Pokemon Yellow. We devoted more energy to giving our pokemon immature nicknames than to actually training and thus are yet to defeat Brock. You're pretty hot but not as hot as Brock.

cue flashback--

"what should we call Mankey ( Read more... )

I am out to dinner at posh restaurant called 'Fino' (which is reminding me of 'Fimo', the perhaps not entirely posh modeling clay), going about the business of menu perusal when i spy a waitress placing a napkin on another customers lap.

Me- *gasp* "they're napkining people! were going to get napkined ( Read more... )

Do you ever stop and think 'Christ, what am I googling?'. Today I found self trawling through pictures of Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys to find one in which his hair does 'that 90's floppy thing'. You know the thing. well i found one, was pleased with self for a second and then just confused as to why i ever wanted it ( Read more... )

Will never be a TV chef unless I forfeit vegetarianism I feel. Nobody wants to know how to cook things called 'buckwheat loaf' or 'lentil terrine' or 'whatever the fuck'. Lentils just aren't sexy enough for television. Is okay though as nor am I. And this is probably a bigger pot-hole in my road to TV-chefdom than my lack of cooking ability. ( Read more... )

I have finally seen New Moon! And i ruined it for everyone in the cinema. A woman took Courtney and myself by the arms after the film and said that we were 'very naughty girls' for drunkenly commentating in the movie. We assured her we'd not do it again and ran off giggling and feeling like 12 year olds.

Am the proud owner of denim floral shorts.

last night at work I broke three expensive german wine glasses within the space of 2 minutes. They're very thin and I was polishing with a bit too much relish. I cut my hand.

Day one of new job ( Read more... )