lets see... i guess its been somewhere in the area of 2 and a half months since i updated this thing in any sort of coherent manner. so now, a brief rundown in list format of all of the things that i remember(and thus are important)

-got tickets to go see tool. 24 days. gotta have something to look forward to ( Read more... )

1) Full Name: Aleks ( Read more... )

so, after moving out of the parents house, i've developed a coupla new hobbies. the two most recent are just awe inspiring in their simplicity. i've discovered the joys of searching for midget porn on the internet. not finding it. no no. its like the god damned loch ness monster trying to find a midget porn in video format that is free. but ( Read more... )

First Name: color me aleks ( Read more... )

if you ever want to hear the funniest sounds a human being can make, you should watch conan the barbarian and turn the sound up any time arnold opens his mouth.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up ( Read more... )

peekaboo i see you! look at you. staring at my words. ha ( Read more... )

so i guess i've officially beaten the odds and my own stupidity of action and managed to survive a full year of being legally able to drink. honestly? looking back at how shitty terrible god awful a year its been, i should have spent a considerably larger portion of it drinking. i did do the responsible thing and spent most of it not drunk, ( Read more... )

A - Available: now in gibberish ( Read more... )

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do