1.Director of Photography

2.Set Designer

3.Costume Designer

4.Clergy

5.Art / Music Therapist

6.Special Effects Technician

7.Desktop Publisher

8.Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator

9.Animator

10.Actor

"Shoot low, they're riding Shetlands"

Meaning: be careful.

"Hey honey! How are you ( Read more... )

My mother is out of phone range at the moment. After my conversation with Dad the other day I gave her a call and left a message about it ( Read more... )

So I called Dad and asked what he wants to do on Father's Day. We had a bit of a chat and I made a silly joke that lead to a conversation that I have since puzzled over a fair bit ( Read more... )

I am angry that I watched this film.

I love Bjork, and they played on her innate lovability to greedily rape my heart to feed their art wanker egos. Fuck them.

FUCK THEM.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9M3qxDT0Ysc

This morning the sky was blue and cloudless. The sun sang its merry tune, the world danced to it. The roads and roofs of houses warmed. Suddenly the rain came. So suddenly in fact that when it hit the warm roofs and road they steamed. A miniature rolling fog that skipped and ran close to the source ( Read more... )

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It is raining and cold outside. The windows on the bus are fogged up, painted with warm breath. The distortion holds the light, extends it. Drops of water wriggle energetically downwards. The man on the seat beside me has violent elbows, but I do not anger because old bones are easily disgruntled. He, like I, will soon be home and warm and dry ( Read more... )