I don't understand this "defriending" business. Why would you care if I am on your list? If you don't like my entries, then don't add me to your list. I could not give a shit ( Read more... )

I hate Tic-tacs. They don't do shit about freshening your breath.

One and a half calories, the commercials and ads smugly proclaim. Only stupid women would be concerned with that.

You'd have to shove a whole container of them in your mouth to make your breath minty-fresh. And what's the point of that?

I'd rather have altoids.

The whole aspect of online journalling is an interesting thing ( Read more... )

There are so many people claiming to have mental illness these days ( Read more... )

In the early morning light, the color of my journal is a frightening sight.

Wonderful.

Why is it so many people can't handle the truth?

There are quite a few whiny people on this forum.

"Waaaaaah, my life sucks because I don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend/fuckbunny/fuckBUDDY/friend with benefits/cock/vagina/job."

Shut UP! Everyone has at least one good thing in their life.

Mine is beer.

What's yours?

Hmmm, the random button seems to enjoy giving me lots of Russian journals. If only I could read the Cyrillic alphabet ...

I truly enjoy scratching my ass. It's very relieving.

No, I'm serious.

Haven't you ever been in public, and needed to scratch your ass? If you have any decorum at all, you refrain, because you just don't do it.

However, your brain now has that thought in its grasp. Hey, it says, ass is itchy! Scratch! Scratch!No! says Decency. There are people ( Read more... )