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[wankersometimes]

Right.  Once everyone in the house is done being twats, new girl excluded, you can come get your monthly check-up and blood test over with.

You too, Jack.  I might not need to stitch you, but I still need to do the tests.  No, you do not get a lollipop for sitting still.

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[handsomejack]

I sit still better when I have something to suck on, Owen you know that.

Under Encryption

What are you belly aching about? Weren't you afraid of being bored?

[wankersometimes]

I know you make horrible noises when I give you something to suck on, so no.

Under Encryption

There's a difference between being bored and watching the place come down with the plague.

[handsomejack]

At least I don't squirm when you keep using me for pub dart practice.

Under Encryption

Oh stop belly aching. At least people aren't turning into zombies this time.

[wankersometimes]

If you'd stop walking in front of the board, you wouldn't have to.

Under Encryption

Part of not turning into zombies is coming for your medical check-up when your brilliant doctor tells you to.

[king_coffee]

When I'm good and ready.

[wankersometimes]

Oh, I'm sorry, did I say you had a choice?

[king_coffee]

Oh I'm sorry, did I give you the impression that I would do what you say?

[wankersometimes]

It's part of your job to get these done. So stop being a git and get it done.

[caf_pow_girl]

New girl?

[wankersometimes]

The one that turns into a dog.

[caf_pow_girl]

Remind me not to spend so much time away from the house.

So...do I get excluded from being a twat too?

[wankersometimes]

Believe me, you're better off out of it lately. It's all electrocution and slamming doors.

Maybe.

[protect_them]

God, I'm done with being poked and prodded. Enough's enough. I'm feeling better and will be back on active next week.

[TW3 enc]

Stop being a prat, Owen.

[wankersometimes]

Don't get sick and you won't have to be poked and prodded so much.

Just because you're feeling better doesn't mean you get out of your check up.

[protect_them]

I really didn't have much choice, now did I?

You've been in to see me more in the last week. You should know I'm fine.

[wankersometimes]

And guess what, you still don't have much of one!

I know I'd like another blood test.

[coyote_walking]

So, um, I'm glad to know I'm not a... twat? Is that as offensive as it sounds?

What's with this monthly blood test and check-up thing?

[wankersometimes]

Only if you're offended by that kind of thing.

I'm the medic here. I like to have up to date records.

[coyote_walking]

O-kay.

Well, hi, I'm Mercedes Thompson and I guess I can come by whenever for my checkup and bloodwork.

[wankersometimes]

Hell-o, Mercedes Thompson. I'm Dr. Owen Harper and you can come by whenever you like.