i dont mind the need for adolecents to satisfy their need to dance out their sexual tention with a little dry humping, its harmless. and i dont mind for someone who finds that vulger to choose a less 'tasteless' way of dancing, but when you take away the right for a person to dance the way they desire that is just inequitable. thanks to the ( Read more... )

aquafresh toothpaste has three colors -- it squirts out, and there's a red strip, white strip, and blue strip of toothpaste. i think they have the right idea. i think we should employ this multi-colored chemical substance angle to every squirtable consumer product on the market in the hopes it would enrich the excitement of our environment. shampoo ( Read more... )

i think the person who thought up the concept of the "gift certificate" was a devilish prankster. gift certificate: money you can only spend in one place. i fail to see how this idea improves our quality of life.

commercials for hygiene products are destructive to our popular culture, and they have to be stopped. they brainwash you into thinking your skin is smelly and scaly and utterly hideous & the only remedy is the use of their particular skin care product. they make you think your hair is a gnarled mass of dried spaghetti unless you use their ( Read more... )

so today was extremely boring! i woke up and didn't feel like moving i was really sick i could barley breath so my mom suggested i should stay home...i hate staying home it's extremely boring..but i slept most of the day so i guess that was good i needed that...but i am going to school tomorrow mos def...i dont think i could handle staying home by ( Read more... )

did you noticed i was afraid? thought i'd run out of things to say...haha ok so i am over playing my dusty old *nfg* cd i found earlier today...anyways so julie said i must update this more frequently...wow she is sounding like theresa did when she bugged me to make that xanga thing and tried to make me write in it everyday...oh well that got old ( Read more... )

girls are like apples on trees, the best ones are at the top of the tree. the boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good but easy, So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them when in ( Read more... )

hahaha i never use this thing but ya i stole this from jules soo fill it out ( Read more... )