My brother got arrested for drunk driving.
My dad wouldn't bail him out.
I bailed him out with my money for Backstreet Boys tickets.
Backstreet Boys announced that they are "working on" North American tour dates.
Tomorrow I will be arrested for either murder or attempted murder.

Not dead, btw.
:|

FRIENDS ONLY.
But if you promise not to stalk me I'll probably add you. :D
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