President ShinraWould you kindly remove your anemic, prentious, infantile mass of flesh that you refer to as your self out of my range of detection. You have 5 minutes & I don't give what that mouth of yours has to say about this ( Read more... )

You know, after being here for so many months I miss Rude. I mean sure, Zack's cool and fun to talk to but he's no Rude. I should just be happy that I've got someone to drink with because I don't like drinking alone. Makes me seem like some sort of alcoholic. Yes, I do realize the irony/hypocrisy in that statement but you know what? It's true ( Read more... )

The first time, in your backyard ( Read more... )

I HAVE 2 QUARTS OF RYE WHISKEY AND 12 GALLONS OF RUM

Time to get this party started ♥

Table(s); 15 seconds each.
A hole in the wall; roughly a mintue.

We're out of booze.

......why isn't the world ending faster? & I'm not a fucking girl

Uwaah... Elena and Tatsuki are taking me to go find candy though they both don't know where to look. Maybe we should try doing something else. Tatsuki said that we're best friends though! I-I've never had a best friend before, I wonder if I'll be good at it ( Read more... )

Great. So I go from one world where silver haired psychos want to destroy the planet, to trapped in a city where I'm not being told that when the clock strikes '0' or something, everything's going boom.

Ain't that grand.

AH. THANK...SOMETHING THAT NIGHTMARE'S OVER.

....I don't know how much longer I could take being a fat butch lesbionic STDs filled rookie that FUCKING WORSHIPS a prick with a dot on his face and a tree shoved up his ass.... though I think the worse part where it started hitting on me. what have I done to deserve thi-- oh wait.... nevermind.Hey. ( Read more... )

....I'm officially having a strict alcohol-only policy after yesterday's ordeal. Why did I even give water a chance in the first place? Well, that's one mistake I'm not making again, though having a 'beer belly' isn't exactly attractive... Being in a "world of pain" is not my cup of brandy. Gin. Whiskey. Vodka. Oh hell, you get the point.

( To One President ShinRa )

It's freezing and heater's broken.

The day couldn't possibly get any better ♥

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It just has ♥!