This Princess and her beloved went shopping for my upcoming 22nd birthday present over the weekend because my beloved insisted on buying me a new bag for work - so off we went to Bally and Dunhill ( Read more... )

While our royal subject was reading out The Straits Times (Life! pg 14) to us this morning, we were shocked to learn about artist Mark McGowan's attention-seeking act of eating a CORGI to protest against the alleged mistreatment of animals by the royal family ( Read more... )

"A diva such as you does not need to be saddled with all the details. On, wait, that is not you - or is it? The stars say it is time to access your inner diva so you get the star treatment you deserve. Just do it with a smile." - Life! Section in The Straits Times.

Finally! Recognition!

"Everybody knows that the norm in fashion is thin. But excuse me, there are people born with the right genes for this profession," - Fellow supermodel Gisele Bundchen on the rising problem of anorexia in the fashion industry.

Say goodbye to fat cheeks ( Read more... )

I passed gas in the office this morning thinking that I was the only one at my workplace.

Only when my colleague answered his handphone did I realise that I was not alone.

There goes my Woman of Impeccable Breeding image.

p.s. If my fart is particularly smelly - does that make me a Chao Ah Kua?

To paraphrase Chicken Little: "The standards are falling! The standards are falling!"

http://www.manhunt.com.sg/thisyear/c-t/contestants.html

"To be honest, I feel people would have acknowledged my talent a lot more if I hadn't been beautiful" - Ms Beyonce Knowles.

Same here! Same here!

"It's nice now and again to meet real people rather than Plasticine." - Wallace & Gromit creator Nick Park.

Also applicable to the people we meet on a daily basis ...

It's been three weeks since I moved into the Themysciran embassy.

And now I've gotten myself a new Invisible Plane.

For the Glory of Gaea! (*siao char bo*)