...it destroyed the sluhie machine. WHY DID IT DESTROY THE SLUSHIE MACHINE?!

...Okay, am I the only one who thought that last mission was completely insane?

Y'know, if it wasn't for the fact that they're easy smashing fodder, I'd complain about the fcat that Glorft had to try and take my robot from me again. Seriously, every time they rear they're ugly squid-like faces, I beat 'em. You'd think they'd have just given up by now.

...th-there's no Philly Cheese-steaks. Anywhere. WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE PLACE IS THIS?!

Uh, hey there EDF guys. Coop Cooplowski here, pilot and mechanic of the Megas, Jersey City born and raised. Nice to meetcha. Just point me to the things I have to beat the snot out of, and I'll do it ( Read more... )