Apollo needs to DIAF

[wantsyourcows]

Thanks to Apollo, I have to have this thing on my leg, foot, whatever. And I have to use crutches for the rest of my life or at least that's what it'll feel like.

I'd just like to point out that THE TYLENOL WAS WORKING. It made the pain go away, which means that it was GETTING BETTER, YOU FUCKTARD.

How the hell am I supposed to steal shit now?

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[wantsyourcows]

They weren't going to amputate it!

[wantsyourcows]

How in the hell would cutting it off help?

Who even invented something like that in the first fucking place?!

[metallurgicy]

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[wantsyourcows]

Do you have any tips? Or are we just going to be twins?

[wild_women_do]

Ahaha, oh, man. You know what the really funny part is? Back in the day they would have told a mortal this was their punishment for stealing.

[wantsyourcows]

Ahaha, oh, man. You know what the really funny part is? Back in the day, I would've struck you down for saying that.

[grows_poppies]

You would have gone through my mother for that, then?

[wantsyourcows]

For what?

[pullingback]

You're not.

[wantsyourcows]

Maybe I'll just stick to taking things in the complex.

[pullingback]

We'd hear you and your crutches.

[wantsyourcows]

I wouldn't do it while anyone was there, Bore.

Unlike the rest of you, I don't have a day job. :D

[togivewhatisdue]

You are such an idiot, Hermes. And if you resort to stealing candy from children, I will remove your hands.

[wantsyourcows]

I am not! And why the hell would I take candy?

Kids should learn how to share.

[togivewhatisdue]

You just admitted to Pallas that you steal from us while we're at work. How does that not add to your idiocy?

Because you could.

[wantsyourcows]

I've been stealing from all of you. This really shouldn't come as a surprise.