Apollo needs to DIAF

[wantsyourcows]

Thanks to Apollo, I have to have this thing on my leg, foot, whatever. And I have to use crutches for the rest of my life or at least that's what it'll feel like.

I'd just like to point out that THE TYLENOL WAS WORKING. It made the pain go away, which means that it was GETTING BETTER, YOU FUCKTARD.

How the hell am I supposed to steal shit now?

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[purgatio]

Clearly, you plan until it comes off. Or you get people to join in on things, or you hire someone, Hermes.

[wantsyourcows]

I don't want to hire anyone. I want to do it by myself. And I don't want to just stop.

[purgatio]

Then do research now. No one's going to think that someone incapacitated would be planning a major heist. The reasoning behind would be ludicrous. Ignoring the movie with Robert Redford

[wantsyourcows]

I don't want to do research. I'll just steal from all of you while you're at work.

[wantsyourcows]

How in the fuck did I have this coming?!

[wantsyourcows]

How can karma be involved if I'm the god of thieves and liars?

[do_you_desire]

i can help, pop.

[wantsyourcows]

How?

[do_you_desire]

i could take stuff, i reckon. ain't that hard.

[wantsyourcows]

...it's hard enough.

[tides_of_war]

So...on a scale of 1-10 (1 being a minor nuisance to 10 being Ares performing the river-dance on your brain-pan), how bad does a broken bone rate on the pain-scale?

[wantsyourcows]

It's more annoying than painful. You can't walk on it at all, but the pain's not as bad as I thought it would be. Or as I would've thought it would be if I'd considered broken bones before now.

You can riverdance?

[tides_of_war]

So...what, like a three? Good intel.

Only on brain-pans.

[wantsyourcows]

A three?

What the fuck is a brain-pan?

[zooos]

I'd say this is a small price to pay for your blunder the last time you tried to take something.

Maybe you'll strategize better the next time.

[wantsyourcows]

Maybe you're just underestimating me.