I just woke up and now I have computer keys imprinted onto my face... T__T

Does anybody know how much time I have left?

Fuck, I'm hungry. I wonder if mom has any meat.

Morpheus and Mania bit me.

I have twelve hours, right?

What do you guys want me to do?

I'm with Peitho and mom on the first floor.

Don't let me hurt them.

Guys.

I...I'm scared.

SHIT. I JUST TAZED DION. WHO THE HELL LET HIM OUT?

I...FUCK....FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!

NINTH FLOOR STAIRWELL THING! I CAME UP BEHIND HIM ON ACCIDENT!

DON'T USE THE FUCKING STAIRS! HELL, DON'T LEAVE THE FUCKING APARTMENTS!

PEITHO!!!!!!! Will you be my valentine? <34567

AUTOLYCUS, I think we need to...talk.

MOM, I love you and I'll come visit you whenever you like! I missed you!!!!

Um...about earlier...

JK LOL?

FUCK.

ALL.

OF.

YOU.

IF YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT ME, WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU JUST COME UP HERE AND DO IT?!

I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO, BELLEROPHONTES!

I just woke up in a castle.

The fuck?

Still...I wonder if they make these in bigger sizes. How awesome would it be to sleep in a CASTLE every night? The thing even had a slide!

I feel like a godsdamn prince.

Why does my body hate me?

When does "sick" stop?

How in the fuck did I end up sleeping in the bathtub again?

Will someone come shoot me? :(

Guys, guys! I actually played in the snow this time!

Shit, it's cold. I keep turning up my thermostat thing and it doesn't really feel any warmer.

I think it's broken.

My face is all red, too. I look like I'm drunk. :D ...except I'm not.

Weird.