Guess who's off the hook?

Go on, guess! Not that I'm telling how...

And just because things turned out poorly this time around doesn't mean it'll happen again, so I don't need a lecture from anybody.

Perse, I'm sure that horizontal stripes would have looked stunning on you. <3

[With each ring of the phone, Hermes grows more and more antsy.]

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Hestia...

I've got one call and if you don't answer, then I'll probably be stuck here 'til the trial...

Who goes to sleep at ten o'clock at night? And then sleeps for eight hours until six?

I feel fucking caged.

But on another note...

...I wonder what would happen if I jumped out the window? Would I magically reappear in the room or would I hit the ground, die, and then magically reappear in the room? Anyone want to take bets? I'm sure Hades'll let you ( Read more... )

...I don't remember playing in the snow. Damn.

I don't remember curling up in my bathtub either...

Apparently I've been sleeping?

What day is it? And did I miss anything?

It's snowing!

Fuck tiredness, I'm going outside!

Who's coming with?

...whoa, I feel kinda weird...

I got fired today.

Apparently, it was my third strike, whatever the hell that means.

If I skip work one more time I'm fired?!

What in the hell does that even mean? And why? I won that fucking case, don't I get a break?

One day down and I'm still feeling just fine.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Cronus. Guess you'll just have to try harder, won't you?

Persephone! I've bought you a new taser! Do you want me to bring it to you? Or will you come down here and retrieve it?

See? You can trust me!

.the mundane;

» Name: Melissa
 » Journal: themaskedpostit

» Contact: AIM : Gysei, MSN: capn-luter@hotmail.com

.the myth;

» God(dess): Hermes

» Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermes

» Played By: Jim Sturgess

» Human Alias: Ethan Hughes

» Human Age: 24

» God of...: Thieves and Liars
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