I wonder who it could be from. I surely wasn't expecting anything ( Read more... )

WarAct: So what's new in marriage town ( Read more... )

The following poem is not intended to be my last writing but it
might be.

It's a magical time.
She loves me and I love her.

Publicly I joked about her laying on her tum tum.
Now I feel like a dum dum.

I'll feel the love when she rolls into town.
'Cause my big mouth will get a beat down.

Mike Wallace : " ...And that's how the robots will win. Now, here's Andy Rooney to fill the rest of the show up ( Read more... )

I can only imagine how nice it is to have people you don't know and will probably never know ranking your picture and/or your profile ( Read more... )

In the future, a man named Don Pablo Picante will become the first person living out of a shoe box to be elected as the mayor of New York city. Voter confidence is at an all time low after he officially changes the title of mayor to "Caesar Speakeasy". He then changes his own name to Keanu Reeves. He is only re-elected once ( Read more... )

" Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet. "

Yeah, shallow graves are just like hugs too. I hope you get killed.

I really believe that blogs and journals should be customizable to ( Read more... )

Sometimes this happens and I don't really know why. Sometimes I want ( Read more... )

I just noticed an odd thing. It's probably just me but does anyone ( Read more... )