1. Napoleon Dynamite
2. Saw
3. White Noise
4. White Oleander
5. Anger Management
6. 50 First Dates
7. Jason
8. Scream
9. Scream 2
10. Scream 3
11. Scary Movie
12. Scary Movie 2
13. Scary Movie 3
14. American Pie
15. American Pie 2
16. American Wedding
17. Harry Potter 1
18. Harry Potter 2
19. Harry Potter 3
20. Resident Evil I
21. Resident Evil 2
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tomorrow at noon I have a paper due in my cultural history class. it's supposed to be about the War on Terror.

but if you know me, you know that i'm going to write it on whatever the fuck i feel like.

tonight's paper will be written on the following theme, excerpted from Roland Barthes' A Lover's Discourse: (don't worry - i have a brilliant way ( Read more... )

Randomly Generated Paper Accepted to Academic Conferenceseems a group of computer science boffins built a program to randomly generate academic research papers - one of which was actually accepted for presentation at an academic conference ( Read more... )

weezer and the mars volta at avalon - 5/8/05 and 5/10/05, respectively...

any takers?

life's little victories:

#127: Dusting off your turntables for the first time in a solid year -- and rinsing it out!

i kid you not - a meterologist posted this to the local NBC station's website - they're his comments on today's weather ( Read more... )

from now on I shall be known as Trick Magnet Macfarlane Rockefeller.

www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp

there is none other

you'd think you could get away with putting up an away message. but you can't ( Read more... )

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4181197.stm

at least this means that they'll bleed like us (hydraulic fluid is for sissies, anyways)