Anyway, about this bloody Bonving tournament.

[wardytron]

I was watching a terrifying horror movie the other night about a man trapped in a giant maze, being chased around it by ghosts. I got so scared I had to call fille_a_paris into the living room to keep me company. "fille_a_paris!", I shouted, "Can you come into the living room to keep me company while I watch this terrifying horror movie about a man trapped in a giant maze

Comments

[egremont]

How about Peter Cushing and Whoopie Goldberg, or is that another game (that I think I'm copying from a copy of Mad Magazine from 1987)?

[wardytron]

That was the one where Isla St Clair had to marry Barry White and then divorce him and marry Bryan Ferry and become Isla White-Ferry. But the arranged marriage to Barry White was stopped from going ahead after political correctness went mad.

[icecoldinalex]

I'm still up for it. And the bonving.

[wardytron]

Thank Christ for that. Also, good news about the Bonving. Or something.

[darkmarcpi]

I don't know about darkmarcp, but I'm still up for bonving.

[wardytron]

Thank f#ck for that, if you see David between now and then use hypnosis or Rohypnol or something on him. The hypnosis to persuade him to participate, the Rohypnol for whatever you want.

[johnnybrolly]

[wardytron]

[johnnybrolly]

[fivelongdays]

"I've had more women by accident than Kennedy had on purpose" LBJ.