Anyway, about this bloody Bonving tournament.

[wardytron]

I was watching a terrifying horror movie the other night about a man trapped in a giant maze, being chased around it by ghosts. I got so scared I had to call fille_a_paris into the living room to keep me company. "fille_a_paris!", I shouted, "Can you come into the living room to keep me company while I watch this terrifying horror movie about a man trapped in a giant maze

Comments

[emmelinemay]

can I do bonving on roller skates?

[wardytron]

I think that's a marvellous idea, and you definitely won't break your legs or anything. Actually I quite like the idea of each team having a gimmick, except at the moment everyone's gimmick is that they're a big wheezing drunk old goth.

[emmelinemay]

I'm up for it, if I can do it on skates.

breaky legness is a hazard of roller derby anyway!!

[wardytron]

You do realise it will be on grass? Do people skate on grass? Can people skate on grass? You don't actually need to do anything though, you can just be there on skates if you like.

[shermarama]

Tyra & Gordon Banks?

[smogo]

Yes. I will be attending, and I will be partaking.

[thermaland]

Yeah. No team though. Bring a big hat so we can draw lots.

[wardytron]

Yes, please do. I need enough people for it not to be a total disaster. I am slightly begging here. THANK YOU.