Humor me, so at any chance i get i leave work early. Of course my paycheck looked like the receipt for a mcdonalds adult happy meal, dumb ass mcdonalds, Moderation has not been known as my motto, but if you're gonna diet why go to mcdonalds, "I can eat chicken smothered in cheese and bacon but throw the bread out" genius, just shove that chicken up ( Read more... )

fishing is going to be my new past-time, it has to be the laziest hobby ever. sit on my fatass and drink michelob ultra, cause im watching my carbs, i want to look pretty for the swimsuit portion of mr. universe, have you seen my calves? they are impeccable, sexxxy man calves. (with the triple x for emphasis ( Read more... )

soooooo as a normal procedure, i wake up late and rush to work half asleep/half dead, why i bother going out is a mystery. same old chitter chatter. might as well be talking greek, most of my conversations are about sexual acts done on animals/babies/holes in trees, etc... completely useless. not to say i dont like wasting time with friends, i'm ( Read more... )

So my overall distaste for work is getting to me, weekly i question whether or not i will go in. My debts are gonna screw me over in the end, i have plenty of money in the bank, but should just write a check for a few grand and pay off as much of my loan as possible. I just wrote a damn check for 2grand a few months ago damnit, department of ( Read more... )

I'm done drinking for the year, i realized i turn into an asshole whilst intoxicated. anyone needs a DD give me a call.

getting dragged out of the bar by cops is scary
and dont sleep on hardwood floors, fuck georgia, fuck florida. fuck beer.
i'm only gonna drink alone from now on.
i think i am gonna go to new york
what to do...
what to do.

yes, secretary----hold my calls.... i dont care. tell them i'm in a meeting..

(off to savannah for a lil' needed vacation)
i'll vomit once for each of you.
i do it for the benjamins. suckas'
st. pattys day-->best day to pretend you're irish

I am looking for a new name, I'm done with "ducker", i thought up "Fabulous" or "Mr Fabulous" but to no avail that shit wouldnt fly ( Read more... )

it fucks with my mind to hear of old friends dead or in jail or heroin addicts ( Read more... )

i've begun to like the sauce again ( Read more... )

"another day another dollar"
my new motto

craziness, dont mess around