((Say it.))

No way. I'm not saying ANYTHING.

((Say it...))

No way, no how...

((Say it; I'm getting pissed-off here...))

Like I care...

((You will when I undo your stiching...))

It's a hell of a lot better than your sick Agent fantasies and my becoming a Warglet...

((Fine. No beefcake for you then...))

Wait. Did you say "beefcake"?

((Maybe ( Read more... )

Yeah. Me. And now I'm really mad. Mun thinks it's a total laugh-riot to mess me up and make me an Agent with a glomp-problem (me being the one glomped endlessly), and then a Warglet.

Well, we'll see how hard she laughs when I decide to join forces with Saruman here... Wizards don't take kindly to being mucked with, ya know...

But it seems that there was a slight mishap when Faramir tried to get me to change back.

*tries to howl, and yelps instead*

Oh, shit.....

*reads Faramir's messageYeah, I'll be there ( Read more... )

It's very hard to get invited into snowball fights when one puts grenades in the snowballs.

It does make for a nice "bang" tho...

Ehehehehehehe

*throws*

Snow has come to Arda.

Whoopty-freakin'-do.

Snow I can do without, thankyouverymuch...

*grumps*

Why? Because it messes with this body's system, that's why... You try shooting things and people in a heavy snowfall...

Another thing is that the snow chokes up the gears, and well, you're not as "bullet-dodgey" as you usually are ( Read more... )

*wakes up after a long night of being groped by several pe op le*

Yeah, I'm still intact after all that-

O.O

Why do I still look like this?

*moth flies out of his ear*

Ò.Ó

AGDKSHGSAKJXLSJSKSAHA

DAMMIT!!! YOU DID THIS!!! I'm stuck like this until Eru knows when!!!

AGDHGSFSHSKSHDJKDGSDFEHSDKSHS

*fumes and blows a gasket*

DAMN YOU MUN!!! THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY!!!!!

SHE TURNED ME INTO HIM!!!!!!!


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*grumps*

You go away for a week; things get crazy.

Item #1: The return of Valkea

Bitchy as aways, she's complaining about me being a bad father and threatening to "Bobbit-ize" me.

I'd lie low, but that's the coward's way out...

Item #2: Erestor's antics.

All is not well between "Gofi-freak" and "Glam-freak". First, Norolinde backs out of ( Read more... )

So. The Elven Freak-show is pregnant eh?

Beware, Freak Shop; beware...

*polishes sword*

*assumes wraith-form and vanishes*